The Single Greatest Invention Ever is Beaters

I absolutely love beaters (wife-beaters, or A-line shirts if you prefer).

I live in them. Literally. I wear them almost all the time. If you see me, chances are I'm wearing at least one beater and sometimes two.

We could discuss their comfort.

We could discuss their look.

We could discuss their infinite styles. -I know you don't think it's possible to have an infinite number of styles with beaters, but you would be wrong-

We could discuss the various amount of colors that they come in.

We could discuss their afford-ability.

But we won't.


And who wins the prize for the greatest beater-wearer of all time? Marlon Brando, hands down.


The Single Greatest Invention Ever is Beaters.