Yes it's true. I hate Matthew McConaughey

I can not stand Matthew McConaughey.

I don't like this guys movies. (Sahara, How to lose a guy in 10 days) I don't like his hairstyles. (beach boy, beach boy, and oh wait, beach boy) I don't like his life motto ("just keep living"). How can you possibly take anyone seriously whose life motto is "just keep living"? I have seen quite a few of this guys movies, (because I've seen quite a few of everybody's movies) and every single time I am shocked that people call what he does acting. He just stands there, reciting lines unintelligently and pretends to look pretty. The only thing that he should ever be allowed to do is to be photographed. As a model. He has those model looks. (Guys, this is not a compliment) If he was just photographed and actually never allowed to speak then the world would be a better place I assure you. Here are a few tidbits from his intelligent conversations. (I admit I had to google and imdb these)

About his girlfriend (ex now) Penelope Cruz (who he made the worst move ever with) and their language differences he says, "It's not difficult to communicate when we speak a different language. If anything, it's been an asset.
"When I speak Spanish, I choose my words very carefully. Instead of saying 'I am from Chicago', I may say: 'My first days in this world were in the city with the wind'. All of a sudden you frame this little poetic thing." (socialitelife.com)

About the unfortunate movie that he made called Sahara he says, "I'd been looking for that renaissance guy," McConaughey says in the kitchen of his Hollywood Hills home. "Everything I'd read that was a possible franchise character in the action-adventure genre was either too roadhouse, just fighting and running around, or they were too prim and proper, never getting their hands dirty."
Dirk Pitt is "a senator's son, but a scavenger of the deep," McConaughey says. "He can talk marine biology with you at noon and then at one o'clock be dealing gold bullion with smugglers and pirates." (movieweb.com)

About Easter "Time for forgiveness, family, new beginnings and rebirth, college basketball (let's go Texas) and lotsa food," he wrote. "All sounds good to me." (his blog)

Now go back and read those comments in that annoying drawl/sensitive/un-phonetic/boring way he has of saying anything and everything. (as if the comments weren't enough)

This man has not made a great movie. And I can see no reason why he still exists as an actor.

Also, would it be to much to ask for him to keep his shirt on? Ever?

I was going to post a picture of him, looking stupid. (not hard at all, believe me, just google image him. If you can look and not laugh, then you're a better man than I(I think it's the second picture that does it for me) But then I decided that the picture would ruin my blog. The only pictures I ever post are beautiful pictures, of beautiful movies, and beautiful actors. Seeing as he has not taken/or appeared/or is not one of those things, he did not get a picture.

If you would like some truly enjoyable fun, go to you tube, type in "Matt Damon does Matthew McConaughey" and watch Damon imitate McConaughey. Perfectly. Letterman can't stop laughing.

Here's hoping that the next generation will have no idea who this guy is.