Yes it's true. I can't remember what else I hate (although, I am sure they're around somewhere)

I know I had two more things picked out, but I can't remember what they were. (I have to start writing things down). I remember one, and I actually have it all typed out, ready to go, but it's lacking, so I can't post it. Plus, I think I would receive loads of hate mail and I like my inbox the way it is. Who knows, though, the thing I hate that I've forgotten, might hit me in the middle of the night, and I'll tell myself to write it down in the morning (which of course I won't ), and then we'll be in the same position we are now (except, I'll know that for some small moment I remembered, and that moment will be good enough for me) I also might just post the one that I have all written, but I don't think that will be for a while. It will probably just appear one day, buried between movie reviews, (so as to not attract attention) and you'll skim it, and then you'll see the promise of more movie pictures, and you'll hurriedly rush to the next post, and that won't give you time to write me hate mail. Yes, that's a good plan.
This post is also serving as an explanation for my July series. (See how I didn't say how many there would be? I've gotten smarter since last month) The July series is entitled, "The single greatest invention ever." Now you say, "But Joanna, if it's the single greatest invention ever, can't there only be one?" And I say, "Apparently you've never heard me speak."
So here we are, looking forward to next month (although I am aware that we have 5 more days until that happens). But I promise you this, you will have one more real post, and one more movie post, at least, before the month is out. I can promise that, because I know the real post will come, whether I like it or not, and the movie post will come, because I always like it.

I'm off to read my two (stylistically) contradictory books. (remind me to tell you about that later)