I might as well admit it

This summer, I took another part-time job. I'm still working at the retail establishment, but I felt I needed more.

The hours at my other job weren't going to be as many as last year, and I needed money.

I was desperate.

Desperation causes people to agree to strange things. Things they would never agree to otherwise. Trust me.

I am now a tour guide.

I give tours at one of our town's historical sites.

And I'm doing it all dressed in period costume.

-I want you to think about those last few sentences (especially the last one), and smile. At least then someone would be finding humor out of this situation.