How's this for exciting news?

Technically 1/4th of my life is over.

What have I learned in this past year? A lot. Tons and tons. My mind was full of little life lessons I had learned and could now share with you. There were going to be charming anecdotes, witty phrases, and good warm comfort (think "Chicken Soup for the blogger")

The problem, however, is at this moment there is only one thing I want you to know. In fact, I want to yell it from the rooftops, scream it in the streets, and post it on my blog.

Here it is:

The grave-digger scene in Hamlet is NOT for comic relief.

Seriously, that's it.