If I say I missed you a million times, will you believe me?

Because I seriously have.

I am bursting with information. I have so much to tell the world. There are multiple areas of discussion that I am ready to talk/argue/blog/thing about. I've just got to find people who will do all of the above.

Now, however, is not the time for that.

What you need to know:

1. I am alive.

I know. This might have been the longest gap I have ever gone without posting. But that doesn't mean I'm dead--It just means I never have internet.

2. I am well.

I am fed. I sleep. Even though I'm not at home, I am well taken care of. Even though I don't have all the comforts of home, I am still alright. Even though people never let me watch football, I am still breathing (it was touch and go for a while though)

3. The Patriots are awesome.

59-0 baby. 5 touchdowns in one quarter. My heart jumped with joy. My heart would have danced had I been watching the game, but we'll settle for jumping.

4. I am reading.

This is my sole consolation. I have read books--beautiful books. I have read books I've wanted to read my whole life, yet never found the time. I have read books that have completely changed my viewpoint on some issues.

Too bad I don't have time to tell you about them.